by Carl Maltese August 10, 2007
You should be happy you didn't use "protection". The point of having sex is to make babies so that they can take care of you. Don't ever use condoms
Guy- please don't tell me you're pregnant
Girl - I am.
Guy - But how?
Girl - good thing you didn't use condoms
Guy- I don't want babies!
Girl - so what to do?
Guy - disown or sell it
Girl - nope. When it grows up, they're gonna take care of us two.
Guy - I mean I guess that works
Girl - I am.
Guy - But how?
Girl - good thing you didn't use condoms
Guy- I don't want babies!
Girl - so what to do?
Guy - disown or sell it
Girl - nope. When it grows up, they're gonna take care of us two.
Guy - I mean I guess that works
by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid July 16, 2018
dude 1: hey what happened to that ashley bitch
dude 2: didn't you hear... she was a whore and got PREGNANT
dude 2: didn't you hear... she was a whore and got PREGNANT
by kelv February 16, 2005
What a girl does when she want to trap a guy for life. If she thinks that a guy has money or she is all fucked in the haad and does not want to lose the guy she will "forget" to take the pill.
by B from the bay December 23, 2005
Ya wanna know what I say to people who get pregnant and don't want to?
"Ya should have had anal sex...or atleast have used a condom!"
"Ya should have had anal sex...or atleast have used a condom!"
by Scratch DJ June 16, 2004