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Pedo Profile

A person on a social networking website (i.e. facebook, myspace) who adds good looking women, or men, and has no profile picture or information, but chats with you.
Dude, look at this random chick that added me. She has such a pedo profile going on, but let me see what she wants.
by pink is the new black October 21, 2010
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profile picturetunistic

Doing crazy stuff in hopes of someone taking a picture and getting a new profile picture.
Zoe and Emilia spent all of last night being profile picturetunistic.
by thecupcakefairy April 11, 2010
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Siamese Profile Syndrome

The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.
My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.
by Jamfetto June 23, 2009
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pedofine

An underage girl that looks too good to pass up.
"Damn, look at that girl!"
"Dude, youre a pedophile"
"No man, shes pedoFINE!"
by Critter September 30, 2003
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Shirtless Profile Asshole

Shirtless Profile Asshole believes that they are God’s gift to social networking. In reality, they have nothing to offer, so Shirtless Profile Asshole snaps a photo (often fuzzy or dimly lit) and uses this as their MySpace and / or Facebook (or other predatory website) profile picture.

More often than not (although not necessarily a requirement for the definition), Shirtless Profile Asshole leaves their ugly face out of the image, which can only work to their advantage. Shirtless Profile Asshole usually sports some form of boring tribal arm band or barb wire tattoo. This is due to Shirtless Profile Asshole’s complete lack of originality in every aspect of their life.

Shirtless Profile Asshole most likely owns a crotch rocket or a Mustang (see Crotch Rocket Asshole and/or Mustang Asshole), which makes for the brain-wrenching choice of which stupid photo to use for their profile…their lame ride, or their zit-filled bare chest?
When Sid discovered that his personsality and character wasnt able to get him far in the dating scene, he morphed into Shirtless Profile Asshole and the number of girls on his "friends" list skyrocketed. Too bad the fake-ass girls on his list accept anybody who send them an invite, just to boost their own egos with the false hopes that they themselves may have something to offer. They really could care less about the zits or ugly tattoos that he sports.
by mad genius December 8, 2010
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predophile

A combination of predator and peophile. Often seen strolling naked into a home of what he thought was a 12 year old girl on NBC's To Catch A Predator only to be tackled and beat down by the police upon his exit from the house.
Look at the creep over there with the camera. Looks like a fucking predophile.
by Larry Tiita April 19, 2009
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profile princess

an indulgent female user of social networking sites who feels compelled to post excessive amounts of photographs of herself online,all of which are profile head shots or in black and white to disguise the individual's rather large physical dimensions!
oh look,yet another above the neck shot posted on facebook,who does she think she is kidding,she really is a profile princess!
by gediredeyes August 20, 2011
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