preclockulate

Attempting to clock out of work prior to finishing a shift of work.

No! Don't go now, you're gonna preclockulate.

by David Hhfwefe11324 February 10, 2018

Pricko

A mix of the words Dumbo and prick

Insult when someone is a dumbass when he insults you

Yesterday i got trash-talked by a pricko hes so dumb

by Louis the nightmare December 12, 2019

my precious

What Smeagol calls the One Ring of Power. He thinks it belongs to him. In fact everyone who ever aquires it becomes madly posessive of it (because it is magic and affects their mind). It really belongs to Sauron tho.

It came to me, my own, my love, myyy preccccccciiiouuuussss

by Dirge June 11, 2004

smol precious cinnamon roll

Phrase commonly used on tumblr meaning small and precious or adorable.

"phil is so cute he's such a smol precious cinnamon roll"

by Weird music girl July 4, 2016

precognition

The ability so sense something that is about to happen in the future. In Star Wars, that happens very often, strangely enough. In real life, precognitions are very rare.

I have the ability of precognition. I can sense the future!

by charlestan April 19, 2006

precious snowflake

Children being spoiled by parents who refuse to take any responsibility for raising said children, and who then attempt to blame anyone and everyone around them for their child's poor development.

The mother sued the school because her precious snowflake failed all her classes, despite all the studying said snowflake didn't do, instead going to parties till 3 am every weeknight.

by Phillium March 20, 2008

preconnaissance

Attending a convention a day early, to pick up alcohol early and scope things out.

Or organizing dinners or a pissup the day before the con.

Dude 1: When are you arriving to Kita?
Dude 2: Thursday, doing a bit of preconnaissance.

Dude 1: I might join you man.

by usagicha April 10, 2013