pretard

(pronunciation-rhymes with retard)Someone who, while not actually retarded, is very, very stupid; he/she may be on the cusp of retardedness.

You: So, what do you think of Sarah Palin?

Me: I think she's a fucking pretard.

by ricky retardo, esq. April 11, 2010

Pretard

1. any rearded person whose name happens to be Peter
2. Anyone born retarded or just stupid
3. Pre–retarded

1. "Hey, he's pretty stupid." "I know he came out of his mother pretarded."
2. "His name is peter too, ohh then he must be a pretard."

by Jacques March 13, 2005

Pretard

Someone who is about to lose a fight.

The guy Ali is fighting is just some pretard.

by Poppy Guapo August 4, 2005

Pretard

n. A term used to declare Either:
1.) Someone beyond retarded, obviously a devolved/primal retard.
2.) Someone of a pre-school intellect
3.) Someone more retarded than a mongoloid child.

'Man, you are such a pretard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

pretard

A child in the womb of an obviously screwed up girl or knowing a soon to be dad is a fuck-up.

Jose: Look at that pregnant chola.

Pedro: I know, Carlos is the father.

Jose: That kid is a pretard.

by dennyher October 11, 2009

pretard

Opposite of a physically retarded person. Seems older than he is.

- This guy looks pretty old.
- Yeah, but he's only 20. He's a pretard.

by gymschadau May 3, 2010

pretard

The moment just before you become a full blown retard.

When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.

by Kitkatlady August 27, 2014