prison mule

Usually a “free staff” employee in a prison who smuggles drugs in to incarcerated folks.

If you watch that nurse’s body language and how she moves through her day, you can clearly see that she’s a prison mule.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 20, 2019

prison magnet

A very deeply embedded and difficult to alter piece, inside of many folks, which draws them inside again and again.

This prison magnet just keeps pulling me back in here, it’s insanely powerful.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

court-to-prison jester

A man who often started out early in his life as the class clown due to anger and parental neglect, and who later became a regular courtroom laughingstock, then eventually a prison comedian, still having nothing and nobody.

Well I think I’ll have to figure out how to profit from this court-to-prison jester gig, I mean beyond the submissions to Urban Dictionary.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Parson Brown

"Parson Brown" is the term used to talk about a typical angelican priest of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. "Parson Brown" is not an actual person (though he might have been at some time), but a figure of speech, like "John Doe" is an unidentified male and "Charley" is a watchman. "Parson" by itself means minister.

The classic line from Winter Wonderland:
"In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say 'Are you married ?', We'll say 'No man,
For you can do the job when you're in town.'"
Sure, it sounds like some kind of sexual reference, but its not. It's just a priest asking a couple if they are married. They reply that they are not and that they will wait for him to "do the job" of marrying them when he comes to their town.

by bsmeb October 18, 2006

Prison Fun Time

A colorful euphemism for prison rape. This usually occurs in the public showers, due to the excess of soap and other lube available.

Big scary guy: "Hey Tommy! Guess what time it is, boy?"

Tommy: "P-Prison Fun Time?"

Big scary guy #2: "That's right, boy!"

by Vendaciousness February 2, 2018

Prison bitch

A prison inmate, usually a small/weak one, who is another inmate's bitch. To be their bitch is practically to be their slave, often their sex slave.

Back in jail, I had a prison bitch.

The worst thing about prison? Being a prison bitch.

by CromBomb August 26, 2016

prison workout

A workout routine performed without the use of specialized exercise equipment. The workout is performed using only items found in a prison cell; chair, bed, bars, walls, floor, etc.

I was stuck in my hotel room for a few hours so I did a prison workout.

by Dee Munay January 21, 2010