The biggest shithole in the UK. Full of Skate (see definition) and the place smells of nats piss and fish (Grimbsy pales into comparison compared to Portshithole).
Relative pawpers in terms of a football team compared to their superior counter parts along the coast. Common sense though will soon prevail and the team of foreign refugee's will be relegated back down where they belong.
Relative pawpers in terms of a football team compared to their superior counter parts along the coast. Common sense though will soon prevail and the team of foreign refugee's will be relegated back down where they belong.
by John Collins April 15, 2004
Get the portsmouth mug.A Korean hoe named Port who had a Russian penis and a Japanese penis in its mouth. She spit out the Russian penis, and continued sucking the Japanese's because it had predominant powers.
by John Jacob Smith April 15, 2007
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Full of Pikeys, a pathetic excuse for a town and football team, if you ever get the chance to go there, DON'T! The smell of fish hits you as soon as you enter. they're all little skates who think they have a good football team, well I have six words 'Harry and Jim, Red and White' YOu stupid skate bastards. You think that your TOWN, (not city like Southampton) is brilliant when infact it is a dump, even you fishy fucks know the best thing abbout your 'town' is the M27 out of it.
by Ell is wicked March 12, 2005
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And one more thing, the best footie club in the world!!!!!! PLAY UP POMPEY!!!!! :)
And one more thing, the best footie club in the world!!!!!! PLAY UP POMPEY!!!!! :)
by smileyfootballfan December 11, 2010
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Frozen samples are being shipped around the country from a laboratory outside Portsmouth to relieve thousands sufferers of a previously incurable gut problem.
Every year in England more than 13,000 people suffer from Clostridium difficile, and one in five do not respond to conventional treatment.
The condition, which appears to be a side effect of antibiotics, causes people to lose control of their bowels.
Robert Porter, who is based in the Queen Alexandra hospital outside Portsmouth and works with scientists from Portsmouth University, estimated that the infection had a mortality rate higher than breast cancer.
Frozen samples are being shipped around the country from a laboratory outside Portsmouth to relieve thousands sufferers of a previously incurable gut problem.
Every year in England more than 13,000 people suffer from Clostridium difficile, and one in five do not respond to conventional treatment.
The condition, which appears to be a side effect of antibiotics, causes people to lose control of their bowels.
Robert Porter, who is based in the Queen Alexandra hospital outside Portsmouth and works with scientists from Portsmouth University, estimated that the infection had a mortality rate higher than breast cancer.
J: hey you still battling from potty mouth, ?
Q: I think it's all cleared up now!
J: sorry about that
Q: I think it's all cleared up now!
J: sorry about that
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by Cobra Sloth July 20, 2008
Get the tottymouth mug.Portsmouth is the chav central of the south. Full of illiterate brain dead idiots who can barely string a sentence together. Raiding Asda on giro day for Value chips and burgers to feed to their truanting/stealing gippo kids.
by Escape from here January 15, 2006
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