crattie pooster

crattie pooster as you all know it comes from the movie "pootie tang" and it means "pimp"

I am the biggest crattie pooster in all of the land.

by me! January 5, 2005

poosterini

The word was first coined in the infamous 1968 film "Danny and the Postmaster". Often associated with homosexuality although equally applicable to heterosexuality, a poosterini is a rarely washed penis encrusted in feces. According to the movie, the creation of a poosterini requires complete neglect of hygiene towards the penis for a period of at least three weeks combined with consistent anal sex.

Pronounced: Poo-stir-e-knee

From "Danny and the Postmaster": "Danny, are you familiar with the term, poosterini?"

by HarryHaller June 21, 2009

poopsterbaiting

Jacking off while taking a shit.

Jim: Man, I'm just so busy I had to try poopsterbaiting during my lunch break.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 11, 2015

Man-boost your pooster

When two truck driver fist each other at a truck stop

Hey Dustin! Pull over at a rest stop so I can man-boost your pooster.

by Poosterbooster June 9, 2017

Pooster

A person who regularly posts crap (poo) on forums

I knew Jack was truly a pooster when I saw his latest poost on our forum.

by Squidburger October 27, 2008

poonster

see friendster.

I met her on poonster, er, friendster.

by Chewbacca December 10, 2003

poofster

a Canadian youth

the two poofsters headed over to guitar.com and posted gay porn all night
at the misc forum and watched eachother whack off

by MIKE_PATTON_3 December 6, 2003