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a carrot in god's potato field

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
by Sexydimma June 4, 2013
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bed potato

A person who is so lazy that they never make it to the couch to be a couch potato, instead remaining in bed all day and only getting up for food, drink, and bathroom usage.
My roommate thinks I am a bed potato but I'm really just making the most of my day off.
by BedfordshireResident March 16, 2009
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potato aim

Poor, lousy aim, specifically in a shooter style video game.
T's potato aim caused him to waste all of his bullets on the charging bear, resulting in his death.
by Undeft February 26, 2015
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Potato PC

The defination of Potato PC is when a old or a used pc gives spf (seconds per frame) instead of fps (frames per second)
Oh god my Potato PC can't even play minecraft on 1.8!
by Phasma4150 April 21, 2021
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This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"
by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020
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potatoism

A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.
Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Potatoism
Pat: What's Potatoism?
Eric: POTATOES ARE LIFE, MAN
by [JUSTI] July 19, 2017
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