potcheen

Irish illegal drink brewwed in the mountains. One sip and you will feel it travel through your blood stream. Don't mess with this stuff as many people ahve died from it. The stuff they sell legally isn't the real deal. With the real stuff you drink water the next morning and you are not hungover... you are drunk again... Weird...

I had a sip of potcheen last night. I was hammered. The next morning I drank some water and I was totally drunk again! Crazy stuff!

by Johnay May 18, 2006

Taint Poacher

Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.

Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.

by Stevie Y April 12, 2006

coffee pot poacher

Coffee pot poachers: Alert

Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”

Did you see the coffee pot poacher? We must have just missed him I can still smell him aftershave!

by Reelriver April 27, 2015

1 Girl 1 Pitcher

An extremely mild form of the video 2 girls 1 cup. In this video. We see a girl with her arms tied and a man holding her vagina open. She then proceeds to urinate into what is usually used as a vessel to hold a beverage, which is being held by the man. She fills it up most of the way. It looks as though the urine could just be a frothy beer. The man then proceeds to move it up and hold the pitcher to her lips. She drinks deeply until all of the urine has been consumed. It can also be seen running down the sides of her mouth onto her ripped white shirt. The video ends with the man using his incredibly small flaccid penis to urinate into said pitcher, insinuating to the user there is more urine consumption to proceed.

Me: Man I had some off-brand beer last night called CAMO.
Bob: How'd it taste man?
Me: It tasted like 1 Girl 1 Pitcher.

by CToTheBrome February 2, 2008

Penny pitchers

One night a week or month when the bars (usually in college towns) charge a cover and then let patrons drink all the cheap beer they can. You have to get there early to get a pitcher or you're out of luck, they go fast.

"Hey are you going to Dill tonight?"
"Nah, I'm kinda broke, I'm headin to the Madhatter for penny pitchers!"

"Hey, I heard you coming in at 5am through the window, did you puke in the microwave...!?"
"Ohh maybe...I dunno..I went to penny pitchers..."

by lono1807 June 3, 2009

relief pitcher

(n) A vibrator or other sex toy a woman may resort to if her partner (the "starter") can't finish the job.

She was so frustrated -- she had her relief pitcher go for 18 innings.

by Bill Peters November 17, 2006

Poacher

A man who attempts to steal away a girl that is actively being pursued by someone else.

Last night I was talking to this girl for a while but out of nowhere this poacher swooped in and took her away from me.

by Mr. Filter November 23, 2009