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Tossin the potato salad 

When you lick the ass of another person, but in this case, that person has hemorrhoids, thus creating the feel of a chunky potato salad
This chick had some serious hemorrhoids when I was lickin her asshole, I was definitely tossin the potato salad last nite.

Chocolate Covered Potato Salad

A word used when you forget the name of something that is or sounds very nasty!

This phrase would take the place of it.
"Did you just billsonate all over my chocolate covered potato salad, Billson ?

The Potato Salad Tosser 

A sex move in which you round up at least 8 down syndrome kids, no older than 10, and lure them to your house. it should be easy enough. Make sure that you have a room set up first, it should have a bed or large mattress, and two shovels or other large gardening tools. Place the children on the bed and proceed to smash them around and into each other with the gardening tools. After at least a couple have died, you have to "wash them out," by first reaching orgasm then cumming on them. To do this properly, find one that has a hole in its abdomen then penetrate it until you cum all over as many as possible. Next, fool around with them until you can go again then "put the red thingys in the olives" aka impregnate as many as possible. Now go back and "wash" the rest of them out before finishing the rest off. Now roast them piece by piece over a spit and then invite your family over for a big supper with your new salad and furiously rape your family members while you force them all to enjoy your hard-worked on meal.
Honey, wanna invite all your girl friends for supper? I just finished making my favourite potato salad! I really am the potato salad tosser!
The Potato Salad Tosser by Ziat April 19, 2018

TX Potato Salad 

I have a bowl of TX potato salad!
TX Potato Salad by Boss Lady08 September 9, 2018

The Potato Salad Tosser 

A sex move in which you collect 8-10 kids w/ down syndrome, and at least 2 shovels/other gardening tools. Bring them to a room with a mattress and hit them around w/ the tools until a few die. Then 'wash them out' by finding a dead one with a hole and cumming all over as many as possible. Now hit them around some more and repeat the steps till they're all dead. Now cook them over a spit, invite over family or anyone really. And force them to eat your salad while furiously raping them.
person 1: AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!

person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER

person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)

salad potato head 

salad potato head a person that is thrown off or just needs to get a grip.
She needs to take her self out of here with her "salad potato" head.