The Mashed Potato

A technique used in male masturbation. Instead of stroking the shaft up and down, the motion is circular. Resembling the mashing of potatoes.

Steve: Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?

Tom: I got bored and tried The Mashed Potato.

Steve: What!? What was it like?

Tom: It was..... incredible.

by Father of God June 30, 2010

mashed potato banana

100% of our DNA

"Man, that Lachy fuck is such a mashed potato banana,"
"50% of us is banana, 50% of us is potato, that fuck is a total mashed potato banana"

by Mashed Potato Bananananananana July 20, 2017

mashed potato sandwich

A euphemism for someone or something that is fucked up.

Leroy's ears burned with humiliation when he read his grade("D-")and the professor's comments("You are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not graduate for this university!") on his essay entitled: NASCAR, a metaphor of hope for the 21st century.

by harry flashman August 19, 2003

Mashed Potato

people who sit on the couch for more then 4 consecutive hours while they fail out of school, mold over dishes, and play farmville.

My roommate is such a mashed potato that her computer charger burnt out from 16 straight hours of gilmore girls.

by squirrellswin December 13, 2009

mashed potato

When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.

Man, last night I mashed potatoed your mom and I couldn't get it back out!

by IllestStreetBrawla November 25, 2006

mashed potato pussy

When a white girl shaves her pussy and there is still blank ingrown hairs.

"Dude she's got that mashed potato pussy."

by dangercatxo August 16, 2017

Mashed Potato Johnson

During sex, One gets a hot bowl of mashed potatoes,and spoon feeds his partner with his penis.Also he can use his penis like a catapult to Fling the Mashed Potatoes into his partners mouth.

Did you bang her yet?
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye

by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010