possibLOLity

A possibility for a potentially humorous event to occur, particularly one that will result in one or more people laughing out loud (see LOL).

"The condom broke, do you think she might be pregnant?"
"There is a good possibLOLity."

by pinkchalk January 7, 2009

Possibility Pressure

The feeling on days off that there is infinite possibility for projects, work around the house and new adventures which inevitably leads to paralysis

Beginning my next novel, taking a ten mile bike ride, cleaning my bedroom floor, all were lost, tossed under the bus, and bit the dust because of possibility pressure.

by mr juggly June 16, 2013

possibilitarian

someone with the ability not only to think outside the box, but to blow the box up to meet the goal

Evelyn is quite the possibilitarian; she really gets things done!

by Hangm! November 16, 2022

what the possible fuck

You exclaim "What the possible fuck!" when you aren't completely sure that this potential fucked-up situation is actually happening or has happened or ever will happen. In other words, you don't want to completely commit yourself to whether this is an actual fucked-up situation or not because you don't have all the facts. And if you misjudge it or call it prematurely, you would look like a dick. So meticulous and cautious soul that you are "What the possible fuck!" is the perfect reaction.

While watching fake-news BSNBC, Pete phones his friend Joe.

Pete (breathlessly excited): "MadCow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their spacecraft on Times Square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting 'Fear not! We've come in peace!'"

Joe (mildly dubious): "What the possible fuck!"

by DoDotti November 12, 2017

worst pain possible

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Someone : youre about to experience worst pain possible
Someone 2 : wait wh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by IcEDCave November 14, 2021

Possibly

Used by English teachers to say while one's idea is complete nonsense it must be considered as an example of literary criticism.

Student: "I think Hamlet was tripping on Acid".
English Teacher: "Possibly"

by NagarPhunga January 10, 2017

possibly

also, argualbly, maybe, perhaps etc.

Means yes (but I don't want to admit it).

Did you sleep with that minger last night?
Possibly.

I might, possibly, have been massively wasted last night.

You wanna come smoke some tree?
Possibly.

by denzille May 16, 2005