porksmith

An incredibly straight male who has devoted his life to orchestrating situations in which he gets to have as much sex with as many hot babes as possible.

Literally "A smith of porkings"

You know that Iain guy? I hear he's had sex with at least 50 chicks this month alone! He's such a porksmith!

by Thomas Harvey September 30, 2005

Porgasm

Achieving an orgasmic experience from viewing (or for that matter even hearing) a porg

Friend: Hey did you see Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Me: It gave me the best porgasm of my life.

by SemStev April 23, 2018

Portashee

A more direct way to express being bored as shit

There is absolutely nothing to do I'm portashee

by Darkwen July 10, 2019

perkasie

perka-say-WWWHHHAATTT or Perka-city

a small town in PA

home to Landis Supermarkets, Pennridge High school and a lot of covered bridges

Holler, I'm from perkasie... Perka-say-WHHATTT!!!

by Liz and Lauren December 11, 2006

Perkasie

A small town i bucks county next to Sellersville, an hour north of Philadelphia surrounded by Quakertown to the north, Telford and souderton to the west, Dublin to the southeast, and Doylestown to the South. we're not spoiled and rich like Doylestown, and we only have about 10,000 people. WE have a skate park but most of the kids who use at are doucebags so it's not really fun. the only buisinesses are stores and restaurants. We also have a mcdonalds, dairy queen and ritas all filled with gay kids from the skate park. We have a bunch of chill parks and bike paths and a really small downtown. theres not much crime but if you don't skate theres not much to do and its mostly just houses. Overall its a chill place.

Perkasie is a small suburb of philly with alot of kids and not much to do.

by El Jameso August 5, 2009

porkable

One who is sexually attractive.

That babe by the bar is totally porkable, man!

by Tailspin October 18, 2003

jesus porras

Jesus Porras is a man who is just the most goregous and friendliest person you'll meet in your life if you ever run into him make sure you talk to him he won't bite he may look intimidating at first but he is a complete sweetheart he is the most loving person. He is also up for any challenge you throw at him even if he knows it might be dangerous. He has a body that'll make you fall in love, the voice of an angel, a smile that'll light up the room, so funny that he'll make you have a six pack by the end of the class. He is very outgoing athletic responsible people person loving caring passionate about everything he is also a ladies man girls are always around him can't even keep there eyes off of him and can't stop thinking about him he even makes guys cum in there pants when they see him

jesus porras

by Ashley Nicole Alva November 7, 2011