going porcupine

When a person acts prickly and unfriendly towards another in a potentially romantic situation based on awkwardness and self-protection. Though person A likes person B a lot, they are afraid to show it and try to look cool by acting aloof and busy.

Don't worry, he's going porcupine because he's socially immature and intimidated by you. Give him some encouragement and he'll lighten up.

by pricklyp May 27, 2010

Astral Procumtion

When you put a napkin or tissue over your paranormal peen and then ejaculate propelling the tissue into the air. While it is in the air you must say "Oooo Spooky," or you get visited by the Spiritual Semen.

Bro I just commenced Astral Procumtion. "Oooo Spooky".

by The butter man January 14, 2020

Poocum

The subsequent substance, which often leaks out, after a man creams in a girls anus

Guy 1: Damn bro she got poocum all over my sheets!
Guy 2: Yeah well that's the price you pay for dumpin in her sewer

by Anal Angel April 20, 2014

Porcupine plain

A small town in Northeast Saskatchewan that consists of cousin fuckers and ugly bitches

“What do you want to do tonight”
“I don’t know let’s go to porcupine plain and steal another bus”

by Hi56 November 28, 2019

porcupine time

a time of uncertain impetuosity or hurried action due to lapse of forethought

Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to win your basketball game today?
Guy 2: Well, I haven't been practicing much. Like that matters, though, because the opposing team isn't too good.
Guy 1: It's porcupine time, baby!

by mr. porcupine time March 21, 2011

Popcum

1. When opening a soda and the air pressure inside causes a small sprits of soda to squirt on you, that’s popcum (Not to be confused with exploding).

*cracks open soda* Oh! That was some good popcum.

by T.D. Hennessey May 6, 2020

Yellow Porcupine

A state of being calm and collected; can easily become agitated.

Person 1: How are you doing today?

Person 2: I'm a Yellow Porcupine today.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022