porch dick

A person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.

That guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch dick.

by Mattyice March 8, 2015

porch dick

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.

by bigweaseldaddy March 8, 2015

Porch Honkey

Lazy white people that sit on the porch in rocking chairs

John look at those porch honkeys drinking pbr

by redneck101 November 20, 2013

The Front Porch Test

In the fourth season, Lily confesses that she has been breaking Ted up with girls who she didn't see passing the "Front Porch Test." The Front Porch Test is Lily's indication of how happy they would all be together once they were old, thus showing if someone's love interest was right for them or not. The life lesson that is learned from this is that the most important people in your life you can imagine sitting happily on a front porch with when you're old and gray. If can also be applied to help you make everyday decisions.

the front porch test: before making a big decision in your life, imagine that you are 80-years-old and sitting on your front porch being nostalgic about your life that has gone by. Would you be happy if you chose to be an accountant? Or would you be happier knowing you pursued your writing career?

by perksofbeingafernplant December 14, 2013

porch climbing

Adj. Canadian slang term. To be wasted or extremely Drunk, in the state of intoxication after having consumed many alcoholic beverages or other substances.

Jessica: Did you see Dave last night?
Amy: Is it any different from any other night?
Jessica: He's just really into porch climbing, people respect him for that. He drank that fat frat kid under the table last week.
Amy: That was insane! After college, though, that guy's going to need some serious rehab.
Jessica: Won't we all.

by Lauren Lynch July 27, 2008

porch dick

An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.

That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!

by Sai Kopath March 8, 2015

porcia

Amazing, loyal, and true. The best friend you could ever have. Will always have your back and fight for you til death. Has a wicked sense of humor.

Damn she is bitchin, thats my porcia.

by BlondieHotBZ July 28, 2011