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Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!

Indisputably. Without question. On the same continuum as 'is the Pope Catholic?', 'does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?', and 'does a one-legged duck swim in circles?' 'Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!' sources from the cardinal red Gucci and Prada 'pimp' shoes the Pope sports in public- in other words, total pimp fashion in a pontiff.
Joshua:"Would you like to sleep with Emily?"

Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"
by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011
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pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago
by andy1 April 19, 2005
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Pope Shoes

The name of ones shoes immediately following the removal of a females bloody tampon and punting (kicking) of said tampon, prior to sexual intercourse.
I got myself a pair of awesome Pope Shoes last night before banging my wife.
by Drewberry March 1, 2013
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poppen

Poppen sie oft?
Do they fuck often?
by Embem March 26, 2008
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Pope Fiend

1. An ardent follower of the Catholic faith.
Sean goes to Mass every sunday, he's such a pope fiend.
by RoundedEdges October 19, 2009
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hood pope

The philanthropist of the hood, someone to look to to guide you up in the streets.

A$AP Ferg is the young trap lord/hood pope
"This the Hood Pope, chain hang low, red rubies and the gold
Young Trap Lord, feel your pain, I be down for my people" -A$AP Ferg
by SabreGrub October 28, 2013
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pete pope

An old man who says the weirdest things
Ahhhhhhhh the boob has been deboobed and the toothpaste is out of the tube.” -Pete Pope
by pesdrftgyhjk,ol May 17, 2019
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