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poopnscoot

To use the shitter of a restaurant, gas station, or store with the intent of only using the bathroom and not buying anything or letting anyone know you will be using the bathroom and only the bathroom.
I hate to poopnscoot, but i really gotta shit, and that gas station is the closest thing.
by DJ purplesaurus rex May 4, 2009
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poopsecks

a more exciting variation of the term buttsecks and another humourous way to say anal sex :D
hey darren morrison, want some poopsecks?

but of course seanie boy!
by seanie boi! June 9, 2009
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a poops mcgee

n. A massive error on one's part, usually involving a last second decision that drastically alters the situation.
That guy took a bullet for me, and I was wearing a bullet-proof vest...totally a poops mcgee!
by The Jrab December 28, 2005
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PooPussy

When a gurl has poop particles in her vagina, often only discovered after you pull out your dick and see the poop on it. usually results in an immediate limp dick.

This often is caused by women who wipe backwards, from back to front, dragging the poop from their ass into their vagina, hence PooPussy.
Dabbs: How was that fuck last night?

Big Daddy: Fuck man it was good at first till i pulled my dick out to switch positions and saw that my dick was covered in brown spots.

Dabbs: EWWWWW dog, home gurl got that poopussy
by bosshoss23 November 27, 2011
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poopasfuag

When your dog walks around with its back arched in the pooping position.
Typically occurs when it cannot hold in the poop, but at the same time, cannot find the perfect spot to let it out.
"I hate it when my dog poopasfuags around the grass instead of doing its business already."

"My dog was being so picky about its poop location that it was poopasfuaging for nearly seven minutes!"
by hellopanda October 21, 2012
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Poopscape

When your whole house smells like farts
Dude don’t go over to Jerry’s house, it’s a poopscape!
by Jarred Harper May 11, 2018
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Poopshitting

I'll be coming in a minute! i'm still poopshitting.
by mike hawk islarj February 16, 2022
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