poopophile

one who loves the poop

the poopophile bathed daily in the poop, loved the smell and the creamy texture.

by FecalFaceFrankLee February 28, 2009

poopmop

a mop with shit on it.

created by seanikins.

brad is a poopmop. =)

by leashypoo18 March 16, 2010

poopophobe

A person who absolutely refuses to take a dump in a public washroom no matter how urgent the situation might be because:
a) the toilet in the only empty stall is full of the previous occupant's shit;
b) he's ashamed of the noises that come out of his pooper when he shits;
c) there's a strong possibility that he'll smear his hands with his own feces while trying to wipe himself with the low quality toilet paper.

Larry: Man, Jason, you don't look well.
Jason: (bending over in pain) I know. I need to take a dump.
Larry: There's a washroom over there next to the Gap.
Jason: (cringing) Nah, man. I think I'll take the bus and head home. It'll only take me a couple hours. I can hold it.
Larry: What the hell, Jason. Are you a poopophobe?

by The ebonics linguist January 15, 2014

Pooplopus

The sound a turd makes when it's hitting the toilet

The pooplopus made a great earthquake

by Magicmanlemon37 December 29, 2018

Poopstop

When your horse stops walking so that it can take a poop.

James stop kicking your horse he is just taking a poopstop.

by Meek and Mild November 13, 2011

pooplop

1.when one doesn't want to say shit you say pooplops.
2. the little tiny poos that are really hard to squeeze out and feel really big and just float around.

Oh Pooplops!!
that's pooploppy!!

by amazingamee September 2, 2005

pooptooth

some one with a fucked up tooth

Billy's got a pooptooth

by Beerswizle October 13, 2003