poosterbaterprocrastinator

similar to Poopsterprocrasturbation but sounds better. means to poop and wank simultaneously when you have to do something more impotent to do

hi sol im a poosterbaterprocrastinator and proud

by moppalady February 1, 2014

Pooperbate

When a light skin boy " Sammy Knepp " goes to the bathroom take a shit and masturebates at the same time.

Ex: a guy named Sammy knep was pooperbating in a friends house and they opened the door and saw him they where terrified that they were going to get pooperbated on

by Didn't wnjsjxnsjsj April 6, 2017

Pooperbate

Masturbating while defecating while you insert your finger into your anus.

Poopjacking with a flare

I caught jack pooperbating in the office restroom earlier. He had shit all over his fingers

Pooperbate

Poop jacking

by Hammond the frothy February 26, 2025

Proterbater

Someone who is to pro at masterbating

Guy: Dude, He is such a proterbater
Guy #2: Yeah, He has been proterbating since he was 13!

by xXxSwager420xXx January 2, 2015

Pooperbating

When a guy tells his girlfriend he has to go take a poop but masturbates to porn after wards on the toilet.

"Fred always says he has to go take a poop and takes so long, he must be pooperbating!"

by MayriahLegendary April 7, 2021

Poopurbate

The act of using feces as lubricant while masturbating, or to masturbate while on the toilet during a bowel movement.

I took my scat play to another level last night with and intense poopurbate session.

by SirHumpsalot July 30, 2024