poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.

Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!

by gofr March 28, 2008

poopsicle

Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.

The poopsicle inflicted massive damage and the hobo was able to escape into the night.

by HoboShank March 18, 2012

Oopsie poopsie

When you don’t make it to the toilet in time and shit your pants.

Today Bobo had to clean up his oopsie poopsie cuz we couldn’t find a bathroom in time.

by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017

PoopShank

A weapon used to give someone a really nasty infection. Such as a Tooth Brush Fashioned into a prison shank then dipped into poop. The Toothbrush itself is fairly non lethal but the infection from the Poopshank will be deadly.

"Woman if you don't shut your mouth im gunna stab you with a Poopshank"

by killshot a.k.a. yaya February 8, 2010

poopsclusive

To do something exclusively on the toilet.

Matt played through Pokemon Red poopsclusively.

by the_flying_dutchman August 20, 2013

oops poops

A term for when you cut a fart but realize you pooped your pants.

Jennifer cried oops poops when she tried to cut a silent but deadly one and a bunch of liquid shit came squirting out of her ass.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

fiery poops

1. The kind of poops that are caused after eating a spicy meal, thus causing a catastrophic sensation of a blazing Armageddon seeping from your anus.

2. Multiple problematic bowl movements caused by devouring to much bad Mexican food. Resulting in a zesty butthole.

3. The act of shitting infinite amounts of smoldering ass nuggets .

"damn, bro that taco bell is giving me some serious fiery poops"

by Mackerel shitstorm February 9, 2014