pooploops

Any type of fecal matter expelled after eating large quantities of artificially sweetened and/or flavored cereal.

In other words, like Froot Loops, only poopier.

Mmmmmmm. Apple Jacks. Oh shiet! I got the pooploops!

by ilikefeet February 11, 2008

poopblock

When going to take a poop at work or in a public place, only to find that there is another person in the bathroom.

"Dude that was a quick deuce"
"Well I was all ready to take a nice crap and this dude poopblocked me"

by StArHaCkT August 3, 2009

poprocks and coke

the best best friends song ever by the best band in the world..GREEN DAY!!!!!

hey poprocks lylas coke

by greendayslilangel February 17, 2005

poopcock

Someone who is more annoying and inappropriate than having poop on the end of one's cock.

Knock it off whorecunt, you're being a poopcock!

by poopcock December 19, 2007

pooprock

pooprock (v) a pooprock is a poop that is so big, hard, and lumpy that it hurts really bad and your face turns red; The worst part is that sometimes it turns sideways and creates a little bridge over the toilet hole and it won't flush so you need to some how break it up

Dude, i had a monster pooprock last night and aaron had to break it with a plunger because it bridged on me.

by poopmaster488448484 May 26, 2006

Poprocks Cocktail

A sexual act consisting of a man's semen being ejaculated onto a person with Poprocks on their skin's surface. This results in a tingling sensation for the receiver of the cocktail. Additionally, there is a celebratory "fireworks" sound that accompanies reaching orgasm.

Yo, last night me and my girl combined our love of candy and sexy time! We made a sweet sweet watermelon flavored Poprocks cocktail! Oh yeah!

by Pop's rocks March 1, 2014

Pooplopus

The sound a turd makes when it's hitting the toilet

The pooplopus made a great earthquake

by Magicmanlemon37 December 29, 2018