Poorgasm

when you have as much money as MC hammer and the only thing left you can do is wank it to the beat of "nobody knows the trouble Ive seen".

I just caught Tony Danza having a poorgasm behind Wal-Mart.

by tom k November 25, 2003

Poogasm

An unexpected male ejaculation during a poop.

Often the result of pressure being applied to the prostate from intense pushing, followed by the eventual constipation relief.

Rufus: “Dude, you were in there a long time and you look exhausted, everything OK?”

Doug: “yeah all good now bro, I was really struggling at first but then I just gave it one final push and boom! it must have snagged my G-spot or something on the way out as I had a huge poogasm!

by Madbasha January 20, 2022

Poorgasm

1. Feeling one has after screwing the poor.

George Bush gets lots of poorgasms with his "tax cuts".

by pglto March 27, 2005

Poorgasm

When a male makes a failed attempt at making a woman orgasm.

Wes failed to make Emilie poorgasm with his two inch weenie.

by westiclesthebesticles January 28, 2009

Poorgasm

It's the feeling Tom K gets, at the first of the month, when he's taking his welfare cheque to KFC.

Example is too short eh? Well kiss my buttocks you stupid sluttocks!

by Dr Snuggles November 27, 2003

poorgasm

When a retarded person finds excitement out of something that is so 'poor' (not good). When experiencing a poorgasm the person will shout out 'Poor!!!' in an excited manner.

I have just died in diablo 2, POOR!!! (person experiences a poorgasm)

by James Curtis January 12, 2006

Poolgasm

The feeling u get when is 90 degrees outside and u jump into a pool.

You are hot ?!? I was sweating all day long and when i jumped into the pool it felt like a poolgasm.

by tito2037 November 11, 2012