Scottdale Poop n' Scoop

When your roommate or friend sneaks up on you while your sleeping and gets you to orgasm through rectal insertion without you waking up.

Aw man my roommate gave me the ol' Scottdale Poop n' Scoop last night and I've never woken up more refreshed.

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Scoop di poop

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

Turtle: Kanye west is an idiot
Kanye, an intellectual:Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop di poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop.

by Durdleturtle June 1, 2018

Scoopin the Poop

When a person is so desperate for hook-up action they'd get anything.

Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.

by Frankduhtankk May 2, 2010

scoop de poop

based off of kanye west’s new hit single, lift yourself, scoop de poop refers to a crooked penis that when performing anal sex, will scoop de poop out of your bum hole

“I did anal last night and his penis scooped de poop out of me!”

“he has such a scoop de poop penis!”

by scoopdepoop June 5, 2018

Scoop my poop

A saying used when being told bad news. Normally used when not taking it all that seriously

John "Cuzz umm i kind of Crashed your car"
Alex " Oh scoop my poop, U fruit loop sloute
John "While i was running over your cat"
Alex "oh poop..... wait no muffins"

by Codey willis October 27, 2009

Scoop the poop

Doggy doo-doo scooper scoops poo-poo

I’ll scoop the poop
Ok?

by Mom scoop the poop for doggy March 8, 2022

Scoop out ya poop shoot

When you get chocolate ice cream and it looks like when you shit and there’s corn in it but u get 10 scoops of it because it’s the trend

*walks in a ice cream restaurant*
I’ll take the finest scoop out ya poop shoot

by Bihassniha124 November 8, 2019