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Thai Poon

Thai pussy so good it wrecks your entire life like a fucking typhoon, typically so expensive you need to be an ice cream cone tycoon to afford it, and once you taste it you'll feel like you are a mother fucking loon howling at the mother fucking moon.
Can you imagine anything more sublime than the spicy taste of Thai Poon covered in my hoisin sauce?
by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
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Poon Weevils

Any insect that lives, breathes and eats coochie.
She jumped on my face last night for a mustache ride and I got Poon Weevils in my side burns.
by secf October 2, 2008
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Pooja

If you meet a Pooja never let go of her, she is the best thing thats ever happened to you. She has the natural ability to make a joke out of anything and never fail to make you laugh.
Pooja is only for Meenu
by memeu October 22, 2017
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Poonanners

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States
Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.
by PooterScoots November 8, 2018
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Armani poonani

n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.
- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.
by markyspeaks April 18, 2005
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Poon Tracking

The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.
Yo mayte, stop poon tracking your mamma on me yeah?
by Nearchow November 23, 2011
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god poon

The ultimate poon. waxed to perfection, and tighter than a jews wallet. Aged between 16 and 21. It can only be described as god poon.
*all hail the mighty god poon* - god poon worshippers

"oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!"
"DUDDDDEEE!"

"dre, she had god poon!!!!!" - myself
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