pooh-bearied

When one is taking a piss and a fart slips out but the fart is actually a shit.

John Allan: i think i may have just pooh-bearied myself

ryan: is that like a blood covered piece of shit?

John Allan: nope thats when you go to take a piss, fart but actually shit yourself

by Jac-hole July 27, 2009

Pooh Bearing

Getting high while watching disney movies

"Dude I was totally pooh bearing it last night while watching Ariel."

by Gerbooty May 5, 2015

Pooh Bearing

The act of fisting a woman's vagina, then pulling it out and putting one's entire fist into one's mouth to suckle the, "hunny."

"Yeah bro I was pooh bearing my girlfriend last night, I can't get enough of her sweet, sweet hunny."

by 666DMT November 6, 2021

Pooh Bearin’

The act of being in a public space wearing only a large tshirt and absolutely nothing else.

Sonya said Pooh bearin’ is so comfortable, it’s worth the risk of flashing everyone.

by 807w25th May 31, 2022

Pooh Bearing

A full hand reach to scoop either blood or cum out of a orifice to write a letter to the ex wife you hate.

Are you Pooh bearing it?

I've lost my pen can you Pooh bear it?

by NorthernSimian January 24, 2026

Poohbear look

The "Poohbear look" is when one is looking for something and it is right in front of their face. This person will likely ask "where is it" while staring right at it.

Person 1: "hey where is the jelly"
Person 2: "It is in the fridge shelf"
Person 1: *stares at it* "I can't find it"
Person 3: "You must be doing a Poohbear look"

by Deester36 December 11, 2020

poohbear

One that you love, cherish, and care for.

Danielle you are my poohbear!

by Coby and Danielle January 13, 2008