poodacac

when you take the cac and you ram it into the poo area (booty area)

Yo last night i was poodacac this ho from the club

by HIshee October 14, 2004

poodapon

the act of getting shit on, phsyically or hypothetically.

1.today at work was no good, i just felt like i got poodapon all day.2. Would you rather get poodapon or peedadpon?

by acsolo January 22, 2009

Poodas Iscariot

One who escapes from doing anything that is asked of them by claiming to need a poo.

*After Dinner*
Kim Jong Mum: Charles Can you do the dishwasher?
Charles: I need a poo
*Scarpers to the bathroom*
Kim Jong Mum: Wow he's a real Poodas Iscariot

by Jasel4 February 11, 2015

poopability

Opurtunity or chance to poop.

thats your last poopability ( last chance for taking a good shit for a while.

by calama February 6, 2017

Poodaner

a womans vagina

doode morgans/jalynns poodaner smelt like a piece of fish!!

by IamD.fin. March 27, 2009

PooJabber

1. Someone who jabs at poo using there finger or other parts of the anatomy.

2. Ishmael

3. Sword or light saber of fluorescent poo used to jab at other humans.

When Ishmael saw poo in light saber form, ready to jab him in parts of the anatomy, he fled from the angry mob of poojabbers.

by Danny Watkins June 2, 2010

Poodar

A heightened sensory ability to detect and avoid dog shit.

"Good job I had my poodar on, or I would've walked straight into that shit."

by Mr Kelpie September 17, 2012