Pooch

Noun: Something someone has said that appears to be a lie, usually for the purpose of making them look good

Verb: To pooch - to fabricate lies or exaggerations to make oneself look good

Comes from talking shit i.e chatting poo > poo-chatting > pooching

Mc: Richie said he goes out with a supermodel

D: That's blatant pooch!

by Del the Boy September 28, 2009

Pooch

when you're ravishingly rude

Aw man, he didn't deserve that from you! You're such a pooch!

by RastaSega January 12, 2009

Pooch

The penis. In particular, an obedient penis that wags for tail and is known to chase pussies.

The junk in that trunk really got my pointer pooch posing.

by SpoonusPrimus September 25, 2003

Pooch

Pooch is a term used to when talking about a female genitalia.

Person 1: Did u hit dat pooch last night fam?
Person 2: You dun know!!

by T-Gully March 30, 2009

Pooch

A bitch or a weakling. This word is used in the bay area and was first introduced by Javier De La Cruz and Terrance Jackson.

Look at my pooch Bill. Or. Look at those pooches over there.

by Javier De La Cruz June 21, 2007

Pooch

A sexy black man from the south, usually texas.

I want to meet that pooch.

by jenaveve13 July 27, 2009

Pooch

The act of sitting outside the front door, usually on a step - or two. There are often many people involved in this activity, all watching the world go by armed with cigarettes and perkers. This term is often confused with the act of 'stooping' although general belief is that the act of pooching out wins the act of stooping.

To pooch in the morning
Pooch in the evening
Pooching all day long

by knoddle May 6, 2009