pontifecating

When the Pope is taking a dump

Why has his excellency been in the bathroom so long? He must be pontifecating. He had his bible wheeled in there.

by mr magical jonson December 3, 2013

Pontifuckate

To drop the F-bomb during a vatican blessing.

According to Italian media, the pope really pontifuckated on Sunday, March 2nd, 2014. He said, “If each one of us does not amass riches only for oneself, but half for the service of others, in this fuck (pause), in this case the providence of God will become visible through this gesture of solidarity.”

by Palmdale Pundit May 17, 2014

Ponzification

Diversifying your ponzi investments to try spread your risk across more projects before they collapse

Micheal's worried his current ponzi scheme is collapsing imminently due to payment issues,so he's applying ponzification to split his risk to other scams

by ScrewPonzis February 3, 2021

pwntificate

Noun. A certificate of pwn, currently possessed officially by anyuzer, for pwning Onyxraven and Blackguard and their definitions.

On your resume when you're applying for a job at the local gas station because that is all your miserable future holds for you: "I've got a pwntificate, and am thus the best man for the job"

by anyuzer January 24, 2004

pwntificator

One who pwntificates. See pwntificate.

Adraedan is teh pwntificator -- he pwns everyone else's opinions.

by Ryan Shwayder January 21, 2004

Pontificant

God-like. Used to describe something so awesome its close to being deified.

"Yo, that bitch's ass was pontificant! Made me wanna get up on Sunday and go to church!"

by surrealhero79 November 23, 2015

Pontifical High Mass

A solemn Mass celebrated by a Bishop or Cardinal. This Mass could be celebrated at the Throne or Faldstool. The Bishop are assisted by four minor ministers of the Crozier, book, Mitre and candle (three at the Faldstool).

Cardinal Raymond Burke celebrated a Pontifical High Mass at the local FSSP.

by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022