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City where kids start vaping and smoking at the age of 12

Pontiac where everyone says "doo" "who's at the mall?" who's at Oasis?" "bet"

Where every girl at the age of 11 starts doing their eyebrows and makeup

City where every gay girl has red hair

Where the drama turns into a fight

Where everyone is considered a hoe or fboy and talk crap about each other
"Hey you going to Pontiac this weekend i'm trying to get a ride for the party"
Pontiac by Heygirllll12444 March 27, 2019
Poor ol' nigga thinks it's a camaro
That man thinks he got shit but all he's got is a Pontiac.
pontiac by noname January 7, 2007
A once popular American car brand owned and manufactured by General Motors. It has since become defunct.
I wish Pontiac never went out of business. They made really cool looking cars.

My mom once had a 1990 Pontiac Grand Am and it lasted for nearly a decade. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Pontiac by Gothic Miscreant October 12, 2023

Pontiac Syndrome 

An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.

Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.

Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?

He's got Pontiac Syndrome.

Pontiac Syndrome by chingaleta December 31, 2008

Pontiac 6000 

a baller-mobile that can destroy even the toughest mailboxes with its bad ass front bumper
The 6-twizy cost $35 and i signed the title Bott Van beland and it is now resting at CTR
Pontiac 6000 by Bain ladin May 13, 2005

Pontiac Bonerville

Obviously it's a play on the name of a famous muscle car (the Pontiac Bonneville) though it refers to neither muscle nor car, but a very stiff erection that steers its owner wherever it wants to go (to a nice warm parking garage of course).
He was driving his Pontiac Bonerville around the house again.
Pontiac Bonerville by Troy Tower December 31, 2009