poned

A word the JONAS BROTHERS ( Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas ) made up. to be shown up at. to be put down by someone better than you.

Joe; Nick, you so got poned!

by dfgfdg March 3, 2008

poned

Phonetic play on the Internet term pwned, carrying the same meaning.

"I just poned all four of those guys, and smacked the last one with the flag!"

"I just got poned by my history final =\"

by Gogeta May 6, 2004

pone

To "own" someone, as in a game; to defeat, conquer

You got poned, n00b.

by CaptainPooka July 21, 2008

'pone

As in Al Capone (the notorious gangster/ murder); to beat up, hurt, mess up

(After someone really pisses you off)

I'm gonna 'pone his ass!

by Lil Bootie December 20, 2008

poning

When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!

Chelsea: "Is the water running?"
Emily:"No, I'm just poning."

by Emily Chester August 3, 2007

Pone

Kick-ass, beating up someone, winning something, damage. Used for video games or extreme sports.

Aaron poned Halo 3 in a matter of hours.
I could easily pone someone while snowboarding.

by Kaylee Buttons October 25, 2007

pone

A uncommon misspell of the word pwn. Usually misspelled by losers who live under a rock. But then again, the word was made by losers in the first place who live in their mom's basement. So what REALLY better? Living under a rock or i your mom's basement? You know what? Skip the part where I said that only losers misspell it. cuz losers are the ones who made it up so the people who misspell actually have a life.

NERD/LOSER:"You totally pwn noobs in Black Ops!"
PERSON WHO HAS A LIFE: "Nah. You spell it like 'pone'. Why would you even put a 'w'? What the hell is the point?" I mean, come on."
NERD/LOSER: "The point is it's coolio! I am a spiffy cool person so I would know how to spell pwn!"
PERSON WHO HAS A LIFE: "Whatever. I'm gonna go hang out with actual people instead of some avatar whose virtual boobs losers stare at all day because they never actually get a date."

by fgjjfjfjfjfj March 25, 2011