poned

Short for punk'd, owned, dissed, rejected, ejected
Miley and Aly & A.J. got PONED!
by Xx!NILEYNOMORE!xX August 08, 2007
Get the poned mug.

poned

A word the JONAS BROTHERS ( Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas ) made up. to be shown up at. to be put down by someone better than you.
Joe; Nick, you so got poned!
by dfgfdg March 04, 2008
Get the poned mug.

poned

Phonetic play on the Internet term pwned, carrying the same meaning.
"I just poned all four of those guys, and smacked the last one with the flag!"

"I just got poned by my history final =\"
by Gogeta May 06, 2004
Get the poned mug.

pone

To "own" someone, as in a game; to defeat, conquer
You got poned, n00b.
by CaptainPooka June 24, 2005
Get the pone mug.

'pone

As in Al Capone (the notorious gangster/ murder); to beat up, hurt, mess up
(After someone really pisses you off)

I'm gonna 'pone his ass!
by Lil Bootie December 16, 2008
Get the 'pone mug.

poning

When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!
Chelsea: "Is the water running?"
Emily:"No, I'm just poning."
by Emily Chester July 30, 2007
Get the poning mug.

pone

A uncommon misspell of the word pwn. Usually misspelled by losers who live under a rock. But then again, the word was made by losers in the first place who live in their mom's basement. So what REALLY better? Living under a rock or i your mom's basement? You know what? Skip the part where I said that only losers misspell it. cuz losers are the ones who made it up so the people who misspell actually have a life.
NERD/LOSER:"You totally pwn noobs in Black Ops!"
PERSON WHO HAS A LIFE: "Nah. You spell it like 'pone'. Why would you even put a 'w'? What the hell is the point?" I mean, come on."
NERD/LOSER: "The point is it's coolio! I am a spiffy cool person so I would know how to spell pwn!"
PERSON WHO HAS A LIFE: "Whatever. I'm gonna go hang out with actual people instead of some avatar whose virtual boobs losers stare at all day because they never actually get a date."
by fgjjfjfjfjfj March 10, 2011
Get the pone mug.