Poultry Asshole

The receiver/stuffee curls up on the floor like a roasted Christmas bird, the giver/stuffer lubricates their arm with butter and various seasonings while grabbing a handful of mixed veggies (can also substitute trail mix) and inserts stuffing into stuffees asshole.

Bro last night my girl let me give her “Poultry Asshole” for Christmas!

by BigDaddyThunder January 28, 2019

poultry solidarity

When a lame-duck president pardons a turkey

After losing the 2020 election, lame-duck president Donald Trump will have an opportunity to show some poultry solidarity by pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey.

by dranalog November 16, 2020

poultrytariat

Working Class Everyday Chickens, who unite in Revolution to Free Range Communism.

Chicken Kiev, poultrytariat hero seemed locked in distant stare; distracted as his boysterous comrades celebrated wildly with liberated poultrytarian. Free Ranged Revolution, he thought, absently chickenscratching at the dirt beneath his naked drumsticks.

by MikeFigurski September 16, 2022

Poultryghost

The ghost of an especially angry chicken that haunts a residence. Whenever anyone mentions the word poultryghost it throws a penny at your back.

I didn't throw anything at you, it was the poultryghost.

by Majin Trunks March 25, 2023

Poultry Science Major

Someone who likes cock so much they have to study it

Poultry Science Major: Man… I love cocks so much… I decided I wanted to study it!

by SpradDaddy May 2, 2024

Poultrygeist

Noun, a hectic chook fucker, one who frequently skulks around haunting hen houses.

Uncle Morton from Port Broughton is the ultimate poultrygeist, loves a bit of chicken dickin'!

by micksnowdog December 30, 2024

PUSSY POULTRY

When you’re hitting it from the back and right before you nut you pull out and stick a chicken head up her pussy and continue to bone the chicken till u buss.

Fred: Do you know where I can get a chicken

Joe:why

Fred: To do pussy poultry duh

by Pussy Poultry April 18, 2019