I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.

Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.

by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011

Ebony Pole

A black man's rather large, intimidating love organ

The white chicks just gotta have the ebony pole...what's a n***** to do?

by Rufus T Membrane October 28, 2008

Poklen

1. (Usually) a noun to describe teens (normally from Brunei) whom stylize written English / Malay in ridiculous ways; have numbers or ludicrous fake names as their Facebook display name; form cliques or groups with absurd names on Facebook; normally dress in coloured skinny jeans, usually along with plaid shirts; think they are cool but just plainly are not. A Poklen with proper grammar is absolutely rare.

2. An adjective to describe one who acts like a Poklen.

1. (i) Hi do u wantz to go to the maaaalllz? ahax ahax

(ii) *On Facebook*: <Name> Fivesixthree

(iii) *On Facebook* : <Name> iheartdropdead

2. X: "Eyh, cemana kan neee? Voie kau ani eyh! Sasax ku eyh!"

Y: "Poklen eh."

by byeolida November 7, 2011

Up a pole

To get a gun.

G, stop cappin before I up a pole on ya goofy ass.

by 830Tiger January 2, 2018

trolley pole

a trolley pole is the "handle" takin from a supermarket trolley/cart, it prooves to be very strong seeing it is made from steel

Johno got smashed by some guys with trolley poles.

by boki July 20, 2004

Push Pole

Handle bar found in Handicap bathroom stalls gripped on by able-bodied people to help release the poop by providing support.

Thank god I used the Push Pole in the stall last night at the club, they would have closed on me!

by The Word Editor August 20, 2008

dole pole

A walking stick used as a prop by an enterprising able-bodied person whilst attempting to claim extra social security benefits

Gerald: Look at that guy walking into the job centre with his dole pole
Tristain: Well it is giro day today isn't it?

by donaldtrumps January 12, 2017