planking

The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..

Look at that mad-man planking that parking meter!

by jim-the-birdman May 28, 2011

Planking

To plank. To lay horizontally in a strange or unusual place. To plank you must lay horizontally straighten your body and point your fingers and toes down (towards your feet), then you must name your "plank" and post a picture of the creator (of the plank) performing the pose on Facebook.

Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars, public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.

Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed frequented by pedophiles and rapists.

Dude : "Hey I'm going planking on the sydney harbour bridge"

Sexy chick : "Nice! I am spastic eagle planking!"

Dude : "You gotta teach me that one"

by Scottytheplanker June 11, 2011

reverse planking

The act of laying on your back with your arms to your side atop any creation known to man.

Say bo did u see that dude reverse planking that stripper last night?

by HeffyHef July 14, 2011

plinking

A term for the electronic sound a smartphone makes when a text comes in.

Is that your phone plinking - or mine?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

planking

A newer name for the lying down game, where you pose for a picture lying flat on your face in an unusual location.

Food superstore Woolworths sacked eight employees this week for planking on top of meat grinders, display shelves, trolleys and stacks of milk crates.

by Frankie1969 June 15, 2011

street punking it

When a person sleeps outside in a public place because they either got kicked out of their home or they don't feel like going home (And sometimes they just feel like it). Mostly occurs among teenagers in suburban areas. Many kids street punk it in groups at places like elementary school playgrounds and behind grocery stores or shopping malls.

He was street punking it at the playground last night because his mom was on crack.

by You Animal October 26, 2006

planking

Parkour for people who can't move fast

Jimmy: Did you see that pic of Ben planking on a police car?
Matt: Yeah, I lol'd when I saw it. I heard Ben's too slow to parkour.
Jimmy: Lol yeah, I heard that too. But planking is still as chill.

by TehChingsta June 14, 2011