2 definitions by Scottytheplanker
Moving shit around in a fridge to fit other shit in. This is generally used in small fridges with large bottles and or foodstuffs. Fridge logic can also be used when trying to fit people (generally dead) into a frige without a large area for body-storage. here are a few ways to best use fridge logic:
1. remove shelves, allowing you to fit larger items in.
2. put the item through a woodchipper. it will then take up less space and will be easier to manipulate (and identify)
3. Get a bigger fridge.
If the items still do not fit in the fridge. they probably do not belong in a fridge and should be stored up your ass.
1. remove shelves, allowing you to fit larger items in.
2. put the item through a woodchipper. it will then take up less space and will be easier to manipulate (and identify)
3. Get a bigger fridge.
If the items still do not fit in the fridge. they probably do not belong in a fridge and should be stored up your ass.
Harlee: "How are we gonna fit the Passion pop into that tiny fridge?"
Scotty: *Removes shelves and throws into motel room* "there."
Harlee: "Nice fridge logic."
Scotty: *Removes shelves and throws into motel room* "there."
Harlee: "Nice fridge logic."
by Scottytheplanker October 31, 2011
To plank. To lay horizontally in a strange or unusual place. To plank you must lay horizontally straighten your body and point your fingers and toes down (towards your feet), then you must name your "plank" and post a picture of the creator (of the plank) performing the pose on Facebook.
Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars, public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.
Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed frequented by pedophiles and rapists.
Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars, public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.
Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed frequented by pedophiles and rapists.
Dude : "Hey I'm going planking on the sydney harbour bridge"
Sexy chick : "Nice! I am spastic eagle planking!"
Dude : "You gotta teach me that one"
Sexy chick : "Nice! I am spastic eagle planking!"
Dude : "You gotta teach me that one"
by Scottytheplanker May 17, 2011