lumpy plumpy

When your asshole is inside out and someone licks it guud and gives it the guud succ, basically a blowjob on your inverted asshole

Did you hear about what Nathan did!?
He gave her the guud lumpy plumpy 😩💦

by Poopyheaddd June 16, 2017

Fluff the plums

Playing with your balls

Big Country saw a hot bitch in the pizza shop and was gonna go home to fluff the plums.

by Ass bag September 30, 2016

plums

n. Balls. Globes. Happy sacks.

"If you've finished polishing the captain, you could have a suck on my plums"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

plums

the testicles

Make sure you don't hit the plums of your opponent in the ring.

by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010

Plums Out

An expression of joy. As in I was so overjoyed by the fact, I got my plums (testicles) out.

"Sir you just won first place in the pie eating competition"

"Plums out!"

by Chris Kimber June 11, 2006

Cuttin' plums

Pooping

Hannah's in the bathroom cuttin' plums

by Dennis trash October 3, 2013

Fuzzy-Plums

Name for a man who has no right to be in the position he is in (oftentimes equal-to or above you), as he usually fucks up the most menial of tasks.

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Bob got promoted again?"
Guy 2: "What?!? That Fuzzy-Plums doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!"

by WhiteFish February 5, 2014