plotin

see cotchin, chillin, hangin out, not doin much

so me and him was jus plotin

by theladyofthemanor November 24, 2003

plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

by pidgey November 26, 2004

ploting

When you and your friends are hanging out or chilling

"What are you doing?"
"Just ploting "

by Pseudonym wtf is that? April 20, 2016

plotting

(v) When a large group of young people all park their cars in an abandoned parking lot, tune into the same radio station, and proceed to have a dance party. From the word "plot", short for "parking lot"

"You comin' plotting this weekend, kid?"

"I don't know why the cops showed up, all we was doing was plotting"

by Jesse Hanawalt October 18, 2006

plorking

Reading pointless things.

The word originates from a pointless tweet from T-Shirt Hell on July 28th in which they simultaneously create and define the word.

As is demonstrated in the tweet that created the word, but not explicitly stated, the word can also be used as a noun in which a "plork" is something pointless that you have read.

Dude check this out - I was just plorking on reddit and found this really cool article!

by Dilinot August 5, 2009

Plotting

When you are too lazy or don't want to watch a movie for any reason, but you want to know what happens and why everyone is talking about it. So you decide to go on Wikipedia and read the movie's Plot.

This can also be applied to books, TV series, etc.

Guy 1: I saw Super 8 last night, it sucked.

Guy 2: I know!

Guy 1: Have you seen it?

Guy 2: No, but I've plotted it.

Guy 1: Gotta love plotting, I wouldn't have wasted my money on that movie ticket.

by Him Almighty June 16, 2011

plorkinfider

Complete bitch who yells at you for doing what she tells you. Or yells at you for no damned reason.

That bitch in the AP test was an uber plorkinfider.

by Levi Hallman in roanke virginia <3's cock May 14, 2005