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Playboi Carti

Hot ass mf.
Ones he was the cool guy, now he's a sussy vamp but he's hella hot.
Dude 1: Have you heard of Playboi Carti?

Dude 2: Yeah he's hella hot I wanna eat his ass!

Dude 1: same!

Dude 3: Ayo wtf!
by Koyu March 19, 2021
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Play it by penis

Same idea as play it by ear, except pertaining to sexual situations.
Guy 1: So when you gonna do that girl?

Guy 2: I don't know, I'll just play it by penis.
by Jamal Rakens June 19, 2010
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play stupid games, win stupid prizes

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.
Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.
by Intelligence001 March 25, 2022
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The Playbook

by Barney Stinson and was published on October 5, 2010 by Touchstone Books.
The Playbook teaches you every trick, scam and con every used by Barney (How I Met Your Mother), from the most basic moves to the more advanced and complicated approaches to charming a girl.
The Don't Drink That
The Mrs. Stinsfire
The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
The SNASA
The Cheap Trick
The He's Not Coming
The Ted Mosby
My Penis Grants Wishes
The Scuba Diver
^^Moves in "The Playbook"
by NoaCherryyxX November 29, 2011
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Free To Play

A deceiving concept invented by gaming companies to trick people into spending copious amounts of money on binary digits that have no practical applications in the real world.

Of course free to play games are free to download, and free to play, however if you want to make any sort of progress in said game, or be on a comparable level to other players in said game, you need to spend real world money in the fantasy world game to have any sort of fun.

Oftentimes consumers spend more money on free to play games than the MSRP price of many retail games.

You know that the title is deceiving when Electronic Arts, a bunch of money grubbing whores, says that Free To Play games are the future of the industry.
Nerd 1: “Man, I cannot keep up with anyone else. I tried to loot that chest but some guy keeps hiding around the corner and killing me with one swing.”

Nerd 2: “Dude, just spend $5 on that one spell and teach him a lesson.”

Nerd 1: “Good idea, I mean, I only make minimum wage, but 45 minutes of working at my sucky job is totally worth the satisfaction that killing this guy is gonna bring in this virtual reality. Wait I thought you said it was 5 bucks? It’s 10 bucks!”

Video Game Industry: “I love Free to Play. Who would’ve thought ‘Free’ could be so profitable!?”
by Pseudobot19 February 24, 2013
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this is so sad alexa play despacito

When something tragic happens for someone else but no one else cares.
"I might lose everything because of tanacon"
"ugh this is so sad alexa play despacito"
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Smother Play

Fetish sexual play whereby a female mounts their partner (M or F) and envelopes their partner's face, nose and mouth with her vagina. This smothering act is accompanied by vigorous face riding and induced oxygen deprivation for their partner. The face is ridden until the partner taps out or muffles out their chosen safe word.
Rachel and Frank are into some kink. Her extra pounds comes in handy when they smother play. He almost passed out last time before tapping out.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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