two tacos short of a combo platter

Insane, off-kilter, off the rocker, etc.

"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"

by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003

platter butt

an ass so flat you could serve on it.

"those jeans are too tight, they give you platter butt"

"your mom has platter butt"

by Cybelle November 28, 2006

The Late-Night Pitter-Patter

Not for the faint of heart. When one roommate openly wrongs another in a irreversible fashion, the victimized roommate is then entitled to cause severe emotional and physical stress by slapping his roommate at an unruly time in the wee hours when he is sleeping. Note* the roommate doing the slapping is to do his best to make the other extremely paranoid, vulnerable, and scared to the point where his roommate will not get to sleep for an extended period of time. The person receiving the slapping may cuss, threaten, and even plea with his tormentor and would-be assailant to avoid the malicious attack. However, these wheelings and dealings must fall on deaf ears, as the aggressor mercilessly makes good on his the threat.

The phrase derives its name from the sound the roommate makes as he sneaks his way across the room to the bed of his unsuspecting pal.

You shouldn't have slept with my mom, now I'm going to give you The Late-Night Pitter-Patter of your life.

by Spencer Hills 101 September 4, 2009

I'll have the poo-poo platter

Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.

{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.

by Telephony September 19, 2014

Poo poo platter

Similar to an upper decker in nature, but instead of pooping into the toilet tank, the pooper deficates onto the overturned tank lid. The tank lid is then placed on the closed toilet seat and presented like a platter. The bathroom door is then closed to allow the odor to fill the room.

Steve is going to barf when he walks into the bathroom and finds the poo poo platter I made for him.

by TheBizIzKing October 26, 2011

paul platter

The Paul Platter is when a man performs oral sex on a female after she has had sex with two other men in the same evening.

The female participates in sexual intercourse with two different men at different times during the day or evening and later finds a third man who proceeds to go down and perform oral sex on the female. The last male has just performed a "paul platter" and is probably unaware of the females earlier activities.

by The Violator February 27, 2014

plotterdemize

The act of going along with a conversation between 2 or more people and not really knowing what they are talking about.
The act of going along with a conversation and not actually paying attention.

I was plotterdemizing the whole time you were talking about Homecoming because I didn't go.

I just plotterdemized my way through history class.

Sorry, could you repeat that? I was plotterdemizing.

by LRMey03 September 17, 2010