Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.

Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!

by Jachze February 23, 2010

Aol pimping

Going into aol's chat rooms and trying to pick up or hitting on a lot of women.

Billy:Mom not right now im AOL pimping.

bob77::hey baby whats up
richard493::Man look at bob77 go he is really aol pimping today

by keilowkei October 17, 2010

Internet pimping

The act of pimping over the internet. Although not as effective as actual pimping because you cannot bitch slap. Funds are often exchanged through Paypal (There is the origin of its infamous name)

I was internet pimping Jessica Simpson last night for all her money, but that bitch wouldn't pay so I had to bitch slap her this morning.

by Pimping in Ohio December 31, 2009

pimping

the pragmatic solution arrived at in the final analysis by an economically challenged individual seeking an alternative to his (possibly her) own procurement by those higher in the food chain on the 'strip', (a readily available area of tarmac, with a ratio of persons to neon signs of 1:100 to be found in most populated areas.

Prerequisites include such skills as jive talking, fur stacking, trick management, prophylactic distribution, and the most problemized issue of collecting paper, which itself represents the genesis of the subject of the terminology described and defined herein.

the gentleman in question asserts that he was present at the said time and location, wearing a pink suit with a cane, alligator shoes and 5 boxes of Durex, with the intention of purchasing a can of coke. The defence finds the claim made, namely that the defendant was engaging in the act of 'pimping, to be thoroughly outrageous.

by Not Applicable December 14, 2004

pimping

The act of singling out one person of the group and testing their knowledge by asking them a series of intense, difficult questions in front of everyone.

Pimping the interns and medical students was a given during rounds.

"They know nothing of Natural Philosophy, these pin-heads. Drunkards, sloths, their bellies filled with Mead and Ale. O that I might see them pimped!"

William Harvey

by Johnny Browncoat September 8, 2008

Primping

1. Being very hygeinically aware and the process therein, especially in excess.
2. A pretty pimp grooming and the duties/activities that ensue.

I might sound drunk my man but I like the way you're Primping..

by Vin Nguyen August 3, 2017

Get out my way pimping

A term used to warn fools to leave the premise due to one's strapped nature.

Cop: Why are all you and the rest of these hoes standing outside the club.

Hoe 1: Because these two guys were gettin into it, and one of them yelled "Get out my way pimping" so we cleared the floor..

Cop: Ok I'll radio for backup..

Hoe 2: Hellz chea.. lock up that fool

by baskin robbin April 11, 2007