Parental Fail

When your parents either are unreasonably strict and controlling or are drug dealers. And not the fun kind of drug dealers, either.

"Oh my gosh, my parents are making me drop my AP class and Jazz Band! They're such parental fails!"

by Vanessa(: August 30, 2009

parental tax

The portion of the goods or services acquired or earned by children that can be claimed by their parent(s).

Child: Dad, look at all the candy I got for Halloween!

Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.

Child: What? Why?

Dad: Parental tax.

by Riconator October 30, 2010

parentange

-the money given to you, by your parents, left over from buying something for them and keeping it

Johnny went out to the mall and spent all the parentange he got from the day before.

by Val Holden January 16, 2013

Parental cockblock

For younger people in a relationship, young meaning 18-23. When either your parent(s) or your partner's parent(s) successfully cockblock your chances of getting laid. A wingman is unable to prevent the cockblocking because of the intimate time alone with you and your partner. Phone calls, texts, or interruptions are the most common nuances of a parental cockblock.

For people older than 23, are you seriously dependent on your parents to allow a parental cockblock? Wow, your life sucks!

Boy Baby i want youstarts kissing
Girl I want you toohot and heavy kissing
Girl's phone rings with obnoxiously loud tone, text from dad
Girl: Baby, my dad says you gotta leave in a minute
Boy: Ok, i'll leave in 5 minutes
Girl's phone rings again loudly, obnoxious tone again.
Girl: My dad wants you out now baby, i'm sorry
Boy: Damn parental cockblock
Shouts upstairs
That's a bitch move homie, bitch move!

by djhiphopisdead June 19, 2010

parental naivety

The state of mind that most parents are in, even after discovering that, no their child is not a golden child.

It is a denial and ignorance of disgusting or dangerous acts committed by their, usually teen, children.

Friend one: OMG, so my boyfriend and I were hooking up in the kitchen, when we thought no one was home, and my mother walked in right as he picked me up and put me on the counter! She didn't even notice!
Friend two: Gotta love parental naivety!!

by chicachicayeauh March 2, 2009

parental controls

A CENSORING MOTHER FUCKER THAT MY EX GIRLFRIEND CANT GO TO A GMAIL ACCOUNT CAUSE THEY DONT WANT LIL KIDS TO LEARN HOW TO USE THE REAL INTENRNET. IMPLENTEND BY DICKS. I AINT GOT ANY. BUT IM SURE I CAN HACK THEM BY DOING THE GOOGLE CACHE VIEW!!! GOOGLE WILL PWN J00!!!!! IT IS CENSORWARE THAT CAN GO SUCK A DICK. heres some lowercase...

fuck aol

by lolwut484793ue3j June 28, 2004

placenta tree

After 6 years of hiding your placenta in the back of the freezer and hoping that the power doesnt go out again for the 5th time that month.. placenta blood trickling into your tofu ice cream...the day finally comes when
your boyfriend saves up enough "crop cash"for down payment on a piece of land. The whole family gathers around to plant the new fruit tree on top of the freezer burnt placenta.

the family picnic will be out by the placenta tree

by raino77 January 8, 2010