platyphile

A person that believes the Earth is flat.

From Platus meaning flat and Philos meaning a lover of. Literally a lover of flat things.

He doesn't believe in gravity, he's a platyphile.

by mcmark October 4, 2016

peadophile car

Someone who buys a BMW 335i

See mark driving a German whip is also a peadophile car

by Mr 335i heating May 4, 2018

Paleophile

Someone who is attracted to old people.

1) Either Jigsaw was a pedophile, or his wife was a paleophile in the Saw movies.

2) Did you see the paleophile chick with the 80 year old midget?

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2019

Palophile

An individual that preys on Palestinian individuals, culture, and traditions due to the in-existence of their own.

That Israeli settler is claiming Palestinian food as their own, they are a palophile.

by Thegingarab July 20, 2024

Peadophile

Something you disagree with

Only peadophiles shave their beards

by MatthewHannah10 October 15, 2023

Pleophile

From the greek pleonasmos (abundance, excess) and philein (to love), someone who loves to be dramatic and to overreact to everything.

- I was EXHAUSTED because of this 100 meters walk !
- Come on, don't act like a pleophile.

by britishbeans December 22, 2023

Peadophile

Glasgow Celtic. A football club in the east end of Glasgow, who have operated and covered up a peadophile ring since 1967. And are currently involved in a class action with 20 in plus victims. The Scottish government and police Scotland do everything in their power to sweep this under the carpet.

Glasgow Celtic peadophiles oh oh oh.......

by FAFO January 25, 2024