Pissmaxxing

An American specific act in which an individual drinks as much water as possible during the day for maximum piss capacity and a satisfying pee

Jim: Dude, why is your water bottle so big? You pissmaxxing?

by Pseudomaxxing October 1, 2021

Merry Pissmas

What you say to someone who urinates during the holiday season.

Ok, Bobo, the bathroom’s all yours. Merry Pissmas!

by HumaneAnimal December 8, 2017

fire possum

fahyuh r POS-uh m

Noun

A man, or someone claiming to be a man, who suggests that he and other men should gather and have an outdoor fire (i.e., in a fire pit or outdoor fireplace) and consume alcoholic beverages. After receiving agreement from the group and prior to the fire being lit, the fire possum ceases communicating with the group. Thus he will play possum prior to the lighting of the fire and kills the event.

A fire possum will often be heard claiming the next day “I no gay?!” Closely related to an Irish Goodbye and clairavoidance.

Ernie sent up a flare that we should come over for some whiskey and fire, but as usual, he turned into a fire possum and no fun was had...

by Mr-Gus March 18, 2019

rat possum

Rat possum

First you take the rat then add a posom, then it becomes really awesome.

Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Is it rat or possom, I don’t know

I’m making this up as I go
And If the merging doesn’t work
Then they’ll both start to smirk
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-oo. h)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
If the rat doesn’t cooperate
Turn it into wire that is great
Rat wire! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
If the possum isn’t awesome
Then hit it with a blossom

Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
RAT POSSOM! (cha cha cha)
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first you take a rat, then a possum, then it becomes freakin awesome. This is called a rat possum.

by daddycomebackwithmilkyplz June 3, 2021

possum poker

australian; aussie; no particular attributes, except their ockerinity

"have you spoken to the possum pokers about that yet?"

by dennis-mcgavidy April 22, 2006

awesome possum

A word which means the same as 'awesome', except that by adding 'possum' at the end it sounds waaaay more awesome. Just because it rhymes. Contrary to its name, it has nothing to do with possums at all, and is just there to make it sound more interesting e.g. Liar liar, pants on fire.

Zak: "Hey dude, do you remember Sisqo's Thong Song?"
Caleb: "Yeah man, awesome video eh?"
Zak: " "Yeah man. Awesome possum!"

by ah leb September 2, 2010

Possum stomp

Slang for "opossum stomp".

Wrestling move in which victim is held upside down by the ankles and smashed violently, headfirst, into the ground.

This is a completely justifiable and necessary recourse in the event that one's opponent is "playing opossum", or just being a bitch.

"Boy, I'm gonna' possum stomp your head into your ass," laughed the friendly neighborhood policeman.

by Andrew Blevins October 18, 2008