pussterbation

pussterbation - An unnecessary term meaning vaginal masturbation. Portmanteau of pussy and masturbation.

Yesterday my mom asked me if I had discovered the joys of pussterbation.

by anklepain9000 July 12, 2010

Pisster Sister

When there is more than one sister, whoever is the pissest is the Pisster Sister, and the less pisster must therefore look after the Pisster Sister.

Sister 1: I'm SOOO wrecked!
Sister 2: Not as wrecked as me!
Sister 1: I SOOO am!
Sister 2: Okay.
Sister 1: Okay?
Sister 2: Okay.
Sister 1: Okay!
Sister 2: So, you're the pisster sister?
Sister 1: I'm th...(falls down, unconscious).
Sister 2: Yeah, ye'are (Sister 1 then proceeds to carry Sister 1 home).

by Sinead April 22, 2005

posteria

a word referring to your bum

1. ' sit down on your posteria!'

by CHELSEA-007 October 20, 2007

Pissertation

Pissertation. Extended written piece composed whilst inebriated, possibly making no sense and certain to induce guilt when self-reviewed. Usually spotted on social media sites after closing time.

*A* I have a lot of things to say tonight, but I have had only one glass of wine so far
*B* So if you carry on as usual this will turn into a pissertation

by 03KBFaversham August 25, 2011

pisster

To make more pissed off.

stop that, you're getting me pisster.

by Jeffreev July 9, 2006

pisslexia

Inability to read due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.

by MartinEvans May 10, 2006

Pisstrating

when you are doing something and it frustrates you so much that the sheer frustration of it all just pisses you off.

John: trying to get songs for free on this new ipod is so PISSTRATING!!!!!!

Shelly: thats because you are using windows media player dumbass!!!

by spiffy_orangejuice January 21, 2010