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Catching Pineapples

Opposite of 'low hanging fruit' in management speak, intentionally dealing with the difficult/awkward stuff first
I've been busy catching pineapples all day Jon!
by Jonny Pineapple catcher October 27, 2019
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Purple Pineapples

When you tie a rope around a woman's breasts during BDSM play. Tying the rope tight enough causes her breasts to turn purple.
Guy 1: Dude what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Guy 2: Dude she let me give her Purple Pineapples.
Guy 1: Sweet.
by Zon157 May 21, 2020
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Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.
You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.
by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018
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i.h8.pineapples

@i.h8.pineapples is one of the baddest bitches alive😩 they are relatable and they have a great sense of humor, I would jump off a cliff to be your ibf though I am an awkward and shy person - killuaswifeyhaha
- I hate @i.h8.pineapples
- r.i.p bozo cuz you are already dead🤣👍🏻
by Killuaswifeyhaha May 19, 2021
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Pineapples

One word phrase most knowingly used by the comedian/actor Kevin Hart. Used when a person feels a situation they are in is awkward or inappropriate and feels very uncomfortable. Out of their comfort zone. When a person is sharing information that you just dont want to hear or needed to know.
This chick I went out with last night ended up being a dude!!
Oh my god, pineapples!!!
by Research=ProvenFacts June 21, 2014
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your mumma's pineapples

a gay lover's nickname.
Ty marvels at the possibilities of: your mumma's pineapples
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diced pineapples

A term identifying big balls of cash. In the song by Rick Ross, "Diced Pineapples," he is referring to his "baby" and that her big balls of cash taste the best.
Yo, check out my diced pineapples! Ballin' son!

Yesterday, I deposited my check at my nearest Suntrust bank and told the cashier to accept my diced pineapples.
by HipHopTermsDefined November 10, 2012
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