Pinching your tamale

Rubbing one out. Whacking of ones winky. Masturbation station

Damn it Billy for the love of God stop pinching your tamale at work!

by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021

pinching logs

A phrase that can be used to tell someone that you’re pooping.

Kevin asked me what I was up to, so I told him I was in the bathroom pinching logs.

by caffeinated_sloth June 18, 2023

Pinching the Floret

The act of commandeering a user’s name when it has become available on a social media platform.

Holy Crap! Did you see TheRobbieHarvey’s username was taken? They’re really pinching the floret on that one.

by ValaAmaris July 14, 2023

pinching the mint

A unisex euphemism for masterbation

My mom thought I was pinching the mint when I was just picking the mint.

by DragoonChef May 21, 2024

Pinching her sushi

Slang for female masturbation

Debbie couldn’t meet me today she was too busy pinching her sushi

by Akd148 May 11, 2025

Pinching her sushi

Slang for female masturbation

Debbie couldn’t meet me today she was too busy pinching her sushi

by Akd148 May 11, 2025

Pinching slab

Verb: the act of using your index finger and thumb on a countertop as support during an inebriated state. Coined by Tucker S circa February 2022

That boy’s been pinching slab since that last shot

by Thedayman405 November 17, 2025