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pimple fairy

n. Mythical creature who visits teenagers at night and touches their faces with her zit wand.

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Wow. Looks like someone had a visit from the pimple fairy.

I will cut you. I swear to God.
pimple fairy by gnostic 1 January 18, 2013

Pimple pop rape

When someone pops your pimple against your will
I had a massive pimple on my upper lip that had been emerging for days. My boyfriend chased me around the house, held me down, and popped the shit out of it until it exploded on his face. He pimple pop raped me!
Pimple pop rape by EscobarMama3 December 17, 2018

pimple farm 

An over abundance of acne that is ready for harvest.
"Yo, its time for the Dermatologist. Your Pimple Farm is ready for harvest."
pimple farm by Scott & Kevin May 11, 2008

pimple on your ass

a "mark" on your permanent record

a mistake

in literal terms, something really gross.
"It's no skin off my nose not being your friend!" said Kelsey
"It's just a pimple on your ass then!" Rachel chuckled to herself.

Dude, that pimple on your ass is raunchy.
pimple on your ass by Sum&Aut July 17, 2006

Pimple Cock 

A disgustingly unattractive cock that is covered with pimples
Guy: Hey girl, you ready for my pee pee?!
Girl: Yes daddy!
*Guy pulls down his pants*
*Girl shrieks*
Girl: Never mind!! Get the hell away from me with that hideous Pimple Cock!!
*Girl leaves and never talks to guy ever again*
Pimple Cock by Zackerthecracker February 5, 2018

pimple cognition

when a pimple can perceive verbal, physical, or spiritual acknowledgment from the external world; the pimple will show its understanding by exhibiting a throbbing or tingling sensation
In the middle of Sam and I's conversation, Sam stopped and looked at me.
"That pimple on your face is so big and ugly," Sam said to me.
My pimple began to tingle when hearing the sound of its name- I knew it was some crazy pimple cognition going on.

pimple cognition by nicmeister February 4, 2009