Skip to main content

half pillar

When a boner is only halfway up, while the other half is still flacid
"I randomly got a half pillar last night"

"Thats a bummer"
by Mr. Half Pillar December 10, 2013
mugGet the half pillarmug.

life pillar

A life pillar is like a life lesson, except life lessons aren't serious.
Austin: Wow, that's a life lesson right there.
Ethan: Nah, it's far more important than a life lesson, that right there, is a life pillar.
Austin: Aw jeez, you got me there.
by derethebear February 27, 2019
mugGet the life pillarmug.

Pillar of Justice

The shaft of the male reproductive organs when it is erect.

Inspired by an episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.
The woman couldn't stop imagining about her lover's pillar of justice...
by Zen Thing July 28, 2004
mugGet the Pillar of Justicemug.

pillar & stones

a guy's pillar & stones means his cock & balls.
My cadet roomie, Matt, has a gorgeous pillar & stones!
by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020
mugGet the pillar & stonesmug.

Pillar of Autumn

uhh, there is no examplse. Its just a ship
mugGet the Pillar of Autumnmug.

pillar baby

the baby of the pillar men from jojos bizarre adventure
Its ze pillar baby!
by 11/10 that boi December 16, 2019
mugGet the pillar babymug.

Oden's pillar

A metaphorical description of Greg Oden's penis based on the mythological chair upon which Oden sat and ruled the nine realms of the Norse universe.
Person 1: "Wo! did you check out Oden's Pillar?"
Person 2: "Not possible, the Norse gods and their worlds are myths"
Person 1: "I was referring to the picture Greg Oden took of his penis"
Person 2: "Oh yeah. I can only describe that thing as traumatic"
by lynroadskyroad October 3, 2013
mugGet the Oden's pillarmug.

Share this definition