by Mr. Half Pillar December 10, 2013

Austin: Wow, that's a life lesson right there.
Ethan: Nah, it's far more important than a life lesson, that right there, is a life pillar.
Austin: Aw jeez, you got me there.
Ethan: Nah, it's far more important than a life lesson, that right there, is a life pillar.
Austin: Aw jeez, you got me there.
by derethebear February 27, 2019

The shaft of the male reproductive organs when it is erect.
Inspired by an episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.
Inspired by an episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.
by Zen Thing July 28, 2004

by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020

by nun o' your business. no offense April 12, 2004

by 11/10 that boi December 16, 2019

A metaphorical description of Greg Oden's penis based on the mythological chair upon which Oden sat and ruled the nine realms of the Norse universe.
Person 1: "Wo! did you check out Oden's Pillar?"
Person 2: "Not possible, the Norse gods and their worlds are myths"
Person 1: "I was referring to the picture Greg Oden took of his penis"
Person 2: "Oh yeah. I can only describe that thing as traumatic"
Person 2: "Not possible, the Norse gods and their worlds are myths"
Person 1: "I was referring to the picture Greg Oden took of his penis"
Person 2: "Oh yeah. I can only describe that thing as traumatic"
by lynroadskyroad October 3, 2013
