The Pigs

The police, cops, authorities.

Quick! Get out! It's the pigs!

by gorloth! May 2, 2010

pigsty-nine

When two police vehicles are parked next to each other, facing in opposite directions, so the drivers can talk. Short for "pig sixty-nine."

Dude, I was flying around the corner and there was a cop. I thought I was nailed. But they weren't clockin'. There were just two of 'em in a pigsty-nine eating donuts.

by 2060 May 21, 2011

piggy payback

The momentary, vengeful blast of fetid guff that hits you in the face upon opening a packet of cold sliced ham.

"Be very careful opening that sandwich meat Keith, or you'll get some major piggy payback".

by DelicateCargo June 4, 2015

pigs breath

smelly breath that is beyond the work of mints, breath fresheners etc.

bobby: ive got pigs breath
Alderson: so have I
bobby: have you got anything to cure it
Alderson: sorry its incurable

by bobby alderson April 18, 2008

piggy pussy

a large vagina that will take multiple large cocks at the same time. A vagina large enough to eat your face.

Katherine's piggy pussy engulfed Marie's face.

by sum dum hoe October 8, 2008

piggy in da mud

When someone is flexible enough to put a toe into his / her own anus.

OH wow, he piggied in da mud!

by Andrew January 23, 2005

pissy knickers

Refers to someone who needs to urinate often after a few beers and may be found with wet patches down one's legs!

Look at pissy knickers over there!

by misscheeky April 7, 2009