The sleek-and-smooth sort of bowel movement often experienced the morning after a night of heavy drinking that softly slips into the water like an otter off the river bank.
by DelicateCargo June 03, 2015
The momentary, vengeful blast of fetid guff that hits you in the face upon opening a packet of cold sliced ham.
by DelicateCargo June 03, 2015
if you walk down to the corner of 3rd and Mission, you'll see a donkey dressed like a mincer just waiting to gobble your gonads for less than a tenner.
by DelicateCargo June 03, 2015