Definitions by DelicateCargo

Lager log 

The sleek-and-smooth sort of bowel movement often experienced the morning after a night of heavy drinking that softly slips into the water like an otter off the river bank.

"I'll see you in 10, Harold, I'm off to deposit a lager log in your lavatory".

Lager log by DelicateCargo June 4, 2015

Donkey 

A male prostitute, derived from the onomatopoetic fact that he is a "he-whore".

if you walk down to the corner of 3rd and Mission, you'll see a donkey dressed like a mincer just waiting to gobble your gonads for less than a tenner.

Donkey by DelicateCargo June 4, 2015

piggy payback 

The momentary, vengeful blast of fetid guff that hits you in the face upon opening a packet of cold sliced ham.

"Be very careful opening that sandwich meat Keith, or you'll get some major piggy payback".

piggy payback by DelicateCargo June 4, 2015