PiddlyStinks

It's like tiddlywinks... but totally different. It involves coercing a young, influential, and wanton gutter-slut into anal intercourse and, when boredom hits, urinating in said subjects bottom with your John-Thomas.

I heard that Joel once pissed in someones bum! He decided it was a game. He called it PiddlyStinks! At the moment, he is winning the game!

by Father Ramsbottom July 2, 2009

Piddlywink

A car with one headlight out. Often mistaken for bikes from far away on dark nights.

Better get that piddlywink fixed at JiffyLube!

by wanowa November 24, 2013

Piddletwist

The hair on the end of a dog's penis that gets soaked in urine and twists together forming a firm point.

The small black dog's piddletwist needs trimming, he has been swabbing it all over the couch.

by Dr Strangepork January 19, 2015

Piddle Puddle

The wet spot left on the bed sheets after a female masturbates.

I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.

I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

piddly diddly department

1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.

by homosexual March 29, 2003

Piddly Winks

Piddly Winks is a game where a button is dropped into a urinal and a competitor pees making the button go round in a circle. The winner is the person who gets the most rotations of the button.

Jim: "I had a game of Piddly Winks but only managed to get a score of 4!"

Bob: "That's nothing! My high score is 31!"

by B0ttinat0r July 15, 2009

Piddle

the act of peeing a little bit because of so much laughter

I laughed so hard I think I just piddled.

by thepiddler September 9, 2011